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you ever have those days where you’re like damn i look cute
i think i’m very cute!
Reblog with the first post under your name;Katryna is a strong, kind-hearted person. Outwardly she appears confident (as well she should—she’s gorgeous), but inwardly she can tend to be insecure. This is only because she has been hurt before, and can cause minor problems with her friends. Her enormous capacity to love and courage to be the bigger person makes her the best friend ever. She doesn’t take shit from anyone, especially when it comes to defending people she loves. She is loyal, loving, charismatic, charming, beautiful, and intelligent.When that girl walks into a room, everyone gravitates towards her; her name must be Katryna.
dylanthe coolest kid in the world. Has a huge dick. The best at having sex. Also, is a pimp. cute girls if u know a dylan give him a big huglook at dylan over there with all those girls on him
AmandaA women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women.1. Damnnn, Amanda’s lookin’ fine today, as usual.2. I wish I was Amanda, shes so pretty and nice!whAT OMFG
Scots word meaning “from”.
(Similarly “tae” is “to”.)
“I’m going fae here tae there.”
m’kay thenThe most evil dog bitch spawn of Satan ever to live. She is also said to steal the souls of young children in order to feed her albino daughter.
also wears lovely sweatersguy 1: OMG Louise Manwaring just stole that kids soul!
guy 2:Holy fuck!!!
guy 1: What a lovely salmon pink mohair sweater!
guy 1 and 2: pfffft… BAHAHA…..what.TianaA stunning young lady, who captures your attention at first glance. She is whitty, charming, hilarious, a GREAT lover and always fun to be around. She’s a hopeless romantic and will stop at nothing to get the boy she wants. She loves her mary jane and is a great friend to all. Tiana can be a lil’ nutty, but thats only because she has such an over active mind. If you ever meet a Tiana you will fall in love and surely will never regret it.
“Let’s just say, yesterday was great”
“Cuz …. I was with tiana :)”
“Dude, you are one lucky man, shes the shit!!!”Abr. of ‘molecular’.
Pure form of MDMA (ecstasy), usually a free powder or in capsules. Oftentimes MDA is sold as molly. Should be white in color (when it’s pure) but is more often beige or yellow-brown, and sometimes brown or rarely gray.Me and my girl chopped a 1/2 gram of molly into 4 lines last night and we each inhaled one. rolled balls for 5 hours straight. pure love and cuddles all the way.
im gonnaAn incredibly blessed child of God. Audrey is both noble and full of strength.oA girl who can be nice at times but annoying to the extent of punching them in the face. They’re extremely random and mental. If you get to know one and you’re a girl, never get too close with an Amy. She go over the top at times. Amy’s are usually friends with Hannah’s and usually abuse them soon to be ditched. Most will have light brown hair with blue eyes.….take out the hannah and ditching part (I never ditch friends guys, even if I hate you I will be nice to you UNLESS YOU’RE A DOUCHE) and this is accurate down to the way i lookA girl who acts like a true sister. She may not be blood line relatives, but she will care for you no matter what, even when hated she will love you. She tends to fall for the wrong type, but in the end she will never give up on someone she loves. She’s socially active but naughty at times. She gets very intimate with people and she will play around. She will trust you very easily and she will do anything to bring you happiness. She loves everyone and can have her depressed moments, but she will always overcome them for the right of others. She sacrifices her own to let someone else be happy, and she will always be there for you. She is a dork and a nerd, but everyone will love that quality about her. She is fairly beautiful but will never believe it. She is out going and active and enjoys the oddest things as well as being crazy. She is lovable and adorable and will always be your true friend.Michael: hey I was down recently, but then I talked to Jenny and she cheered me up a bunch!John: yeah, she’s an amazing friend, I wish I could have her to myself. She’s wonderful to have around!..well ok
A green semi precious gemstone, used alot in china.
Also a common girls name.
A girl who is head strong, makes mistakes but learns from them, is also a very hyperactive person, talks alot. Is faithful and a good friend to all.
“I would like a Jade gemstone”
“That Jade, She’s something else”the most freaking beautiful girl you’ll ever see. She alwways multiple guys after her. She’s kind, sweet, hot, easy-going, and amazing. She’s a princess, which is funny because Sara means princess in Hebrew.
Most “Sara’s” are better than “Sarah’s”. They’re more unique, less stuck up, and just the best in general.
When Sara likes a guy, it’s not because of their sexual appeal. Its the same with a guy liking sara.Dude, you don’t even understand the incredible magnitude of how amazing sara is!
I love Sara.
That girls so freaking beautiful, she must be a Sara!
In ancient mythology, she was the “Queen Bee Goddess” and she looked after all women. She is a strong, confident female who posseses great leadership skills. Usually popular, a Melissa creates the strongest bonds with only a select few who she deems worth her time. And her time is precious indeed. With her stunning beauty and sing-song voice, a Melissa knows how to captivate her audience. A Melissa is a true friend and a passionate lover. She is loyal to the end. Once you date a Melissa, all other women seem dull and lifeless. With her passion and ambition, a Melissa can do anything she puts her mind to.
well thank you, urbandictionary!An awesome person who everyone likes“Hey isn’t Carine so cool?”
Guy 2: Yeah man, it was awesome. And I got a high score.
R.R. </3: Oh sorry, that was really me in a wig… (wait he doesn’t even need one.)
She’s usually a genius bro, friend, a perfect girlfriend, and a superb bacon-cook
An Asta usually have the most gorgeous eyes one has ever seen, and her laughs can make a boys knees go numb.
Person B: I think you might have seen an Asta
Person A: Ah, that totally makes sense!
i yawned in the middle of taking a picture